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Adam How does the door open when it is locked? Adam There was a boy who has a flashlight, and saw 3 doors. Faris There was a boy walking in a castle, and saw 3 doors, the first door has angry tigers, and the second door has a big reef that you need to swim through, and the last one has aliens from outer space. The reef, because he can swim through it. Azooz What starts with T and ends with T and has T in the middle? A teapot. Ananya What did the ketchup say to the ketchup?

The Pigeon Hates The Duckling! Q: Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence? A: The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow. I ate some popcorn. I went on some rides. I ate some cotton candy.

I got some balloons. I got some more to eat. A rope walked into a restaurant and ordered a milkshake. The rope went back into the restaurant and ordered a milkshake. Q: Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor? A: Because she wanted to get a good scoop. A race is about to start. Everybody except Fred runs. Coach: Fred! Fred: Because my number is 4. Q: Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game? A: Because he traveled a lot. Teacher: Billy, where on the map is The United States?

Billy: Over there. Teacher: Right. Now Susan, who discovered The United States? Susan: Billy! Funology is the ultimate parenting toolbox!

We offer ideas you can use to inspire and entertain your kids offline. Simply put, we offer the cure to boredom! A: Make sure one is a match! Why did the banana go to the hospital? A: Greece! A: Because it might crack up! A: It ran out of juice! A: They stamp their feet. A: The players dribble a lot.

A: An envelope. A: The letter G. A: Fingernails. A: Through the engineers. A: Because each player raises a racquet. A: A taxi driver. A: Lunch and dinner. A: Between you and me, something smells.

A: She ran away from the ball. A: Some day my prints will come. A: A stick. A: It had too many problems. A: It held up a pair of pants. A: They take short cuts! A: Punch. A: I wuv you watts and watts. A: It left its tracks. A: Just in case he got a hole in one! A: I got you covered.

A: I better not tell you, it might spread. A: At forks in the road. A: On honor rolls. A: The hundred yard dash. A: Its days were numbered.

A: Hi school. A: Parachute school! A: In the dictionary. A: A blackboard. A: Cell phones ———- Q: What kind of driver has no arms or legs? A: A screwdriver. A: A ruler. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillows? He wanted to have sweet dreams! Why did Gran put wheels on her rocking chair? So she could rock 'n' roll! Why did the bee get married?

He found his honey! Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the water! Why did the ghost go to the theatre? To see a phantomime! Why did the bee hum? It didn't know the words! Why did the echo get detention? For answering back! Why did the vampire brush his teeth? He had bat breath! Why did the spider buy a car? He wanted to go for a spin! Why did Mickey Mouse fall over? He had a Disney spell! Why did the weightlifter eat bricks? To build himself up! Why did the horse sneeze?

Hay fever! Why did the elephant quit the circus? He was being paid peanuts! Why did the teacher write on the window? So the lesson was clear! Why did the T-rex eat raw meat? Because its itty-bitty arms couldn't work the oven! Why did the musician keep her trumpet in the fridge? She liked cool music! Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! Why did the bird fly into the library? Because he was looking for bookworms! Why did the skeleton quit? His heart wasn't in it! Why did the bird go to the hospital? To get tweetment! Want more jokes? Visit our Joke Generator! Wow, you've got problems. What word starts with the letter t, ends with the letter t, and has t in it? A teapot! Two goats were munching on a movie script. Goat 1: This is good! Goat 2: The book was better.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer. Why did the woman become an archeologist? Because her career was in ruins. Manatee who? Manatee would be better than a sweater today, it's hot! What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party? Ice Krispy Treats. Why is there a gate around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in! If it takes two men to dig a hole in one day how long would it take for one man to dig a half a hole?

There is no such thing as a half a hole. What is a zombie's favorite thing to eat? Brain food. It took 10 workers 10 days to build a bridge.

How long would it take 5 workers to build the same bridge? There's a girl on a boat in a pretty pink coat. What's her name? Where does a rat go when it has a toothache? To the rodentist. What does an alien do when it is bored in school? Spaces out. What does a broken plate say when she gets her cupcake?

Is this GLUE-ten free? Have you heard the one about the student who was afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them. What do you call it when a hammock teases another hammock? What did they say when Marie Curie and Albert Einstein said the same thing at the same time?

Greatest minds think alike! Why did the chicken go the hospital? Because it needed some tweatment! Why was the rabbit happy? Because somebunny loved him! What would happen if the dean lost his job? He would lose his "ideanity. Because they are always up to something. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field. Why can't you spell dark with a "c", so it says "darc"? Because you can't c in dark! How do you clean a chicken? An egg wash! Because there was noBody on the other side.

Give her some space. Why did the young astronaut cry on the moon? Because he missed his mother earth. Why did the scientist take out the bell? He wanted to win the no-bell prize. Did you hear about the kid who drank eight sodas? He burped 7-Up. What be the pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? No, it be the C! Why do fish live in saltwater? Pepper makes them sneeze! The following four jokes were written by Kaleb, age 4, as told to his grandpa:. What did Mama cow say to Baby cow?

Why did the phone walk in the water? He was wading for a phone call. Why don't you ever date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them. Cow Cow who? Why do hockey players make great bankers? Because they are good at checking. Red and Ms. Red live in the red house; Mr. Purple and Ms.

Purple live in the purple house. Who lives in the white house? The president! Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to get away from the KFC. Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam! What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore! What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frost bite! What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! What do you call Chewbacca with cookies in its fur?

A chocolate-chip Wookie. When is the best time to go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty!!! Why is "dark" spelled with a k and not a c? A new pig came to the farm, he was a great painter. What do you think his name was? What is the name of the Dutch pig who was famous for painting sunflowers and cutting off his ear?

Vincent van Hog. What did the salad say to the carrot after it lost the fight? You've lettuce down.